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24 April 2006 @ 02:38 pm
Our Playthings  
In response to decor_noctis latest post, I have decided to create a list of official ship playthings.

By playthings, I mean sex slaves.





The first to be admitted to the ship, Rufus the Rugged. In this photo, he is appearing in Middlemarch. The combined attractions of long curly hair, Regency dress and general fitnosity makes him an able candidate. Not to mention the fact that he is a confirmed man whore.




Jonathan the Jaunty. Suggested by the fantastic Thalia the Wild. Jonathan, whilst being astonishingly sexeh, has a scrummy accent and is one of my favourite actors of all time.




Dashing David the Dandy was welcomed with open arms. Upon Rosie Stockings' request to admit him to the ranks, I squealed with glee. Like a pig with a particularly yummy pile of slops to eat.



Guinevere the Woad Wench. Suggested by the only straight male on board, Dameral the Parrotless. Guinevere, apart from being an Arthurian shieldmaiden (according to Hollywood) was the wife of King Arthur, and later betrayed him by falling in love with Launcelot (according to popular legend).



Drew the Daring. Officially belongs to decor_noctis. Drew has appeared in many first rate films over the years. As well as being a talented actress, she is also famous for her continuing pledge to help end hunger.



If you want to submit a plaything (man/woman/anything in between) please do so to Jenni's post or this one. Include a picture, and I and Rosie shall assess the candidate. Please limit requests to two per person.

 
 
 
like bumming but more electric: foxy tendecor_noctis on April 24th, 2006 02:15 pm (UTC)
YUMMY SCRUMBOES!
j a n e: Happy Kenshincasualelegance on April 24th, 2006 02:33 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY MY FELLOW PERVETTE.
6whitelighter96whitelighter9 on April 26th, 2006 04:08 pm (UTC)
"and you knopw your a.....sweet little love maker hunh...........Foxy!!!!". Lovin t6hye icon jenni.
like bumming but more electric: tasty tennant tonguedecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
Hee, ta! This one's better *points*
smiley_crazysmiley_crazy on April 25th, 2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
Question:

Do "Play things" have to have been a chara in some oldie timie Movie/Series?
smiley_crazysmiley_crazy on April 25th, 2006 03:52 pm (UTC)
j a n e: Lookie at the mooncasualelegance on April 25th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
Surely dear. Has she got a pirate name?
like bumming but more electric: see how she shinesdecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
YAY! Guinevere the Woad Wench! HEARTILY APPROVED.
smiley_crazysmiley_crazy on April 26th, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
Nothings like a girl in Warpaint......
like bumming but more electric: :D drewdecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
No siree, Bob Dameral!
j a n e: Lancelot. Yum.casualelegance on April 26th, 2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
LOL, since you're evidently going to share Martin's plaything I think that you should request another woman for Guin to be friends with.

I'll add her to the post now.
like bumming but more electric: :D drewdecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
^_^ YAY! Ok, I suggest Drew the Daring. And to authenticate it, here she is in period dress and fighting mode. Rawr.
j a n e: hobbits like sexcasualelegance on April 26th, 2006 06:47 pm (UTC)
Ja, she is approved. Which picture do you want me to use in the post?

& ZOMG EVER AFTER IS AWESOME.
like bumming but more electric: coffee dancedecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 06:48 pm (UTC)
WOOT! Either's good. The first's bigger and purtier, but the second's piratier. Your choice.

Not seen it! Woe.
j a n e: Green Jayne coatcasualelegance on April 26th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
I'll go with the 1st, since it's clearer.

You must see it! NOW.
like bumming but more electric: :D drewdecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
Moo ha ha! She belongs to meh!
j a n e: I love bookscasualelegance on April 25th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
Nopers, however the general trend has been to historical fictional figures.
like bumming but more electric: tasty tennant tonguedecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC)
Catain, I offer you James McJock and his Scottish Cock.

I realise he's not historical or in period dress, but he did play Macbeth who is an 11th century manwhorenobleman, and besides look how much he wants to join. And, you know Mr. Tumnus is pansexual.
j a n e: Mr Collins is a pervertcasualelegance on April 26th, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
There's no need for him to be in period dress ;D

I'll be in my cabin take him into consideration. I have one issue, however. In the second photograph, he appears to be in the posession of a handbag. I take it he's not averse to women?
like bumming but more electric: foxy tendecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 06:47 pm (UTC)
Oh well, WELL. That's true.

XD Arrr, I didn't see that afore. No he's not averse to the ladies- indeed I believe him to be havin' a wife (but we can get rid of her). Plus, the handbag may indicate a willingness to give some attention to our yet-to-join cabin boy :D
j a n e: Lucius is vexedcasualelegance on April 26th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
He's approved then! We have a cabin boy/musician/can't remember t'other one in the form of 6whitelighter9 ;) We can have 2 cabin boys *shrug*
like bumming but more electric: fry and laurie will set FIRE to youdecor_noctis on April 26th, 2006 07:01 pm (UTC)
:D No! Andrew's the Cabin Boy! When he joins *eyeroll* Mark can be musician and cooper. But Andrew's the Cabin Boy.