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18 April 2006 @ 10:46 pm
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Everyone needs a job, so take your pick!

Poll #712553 Who Wants to Swab the Deck?

Choose a job.....

Cabin Boy
0(0.0%)
Boatswain
0(0.0%)
Powder Monkey**
1(12.5%)
Cooper***
0(0.0%)
Coxswain
1(12.5%)
Cook
1(12.5%)
Doctor/Sawbones
0(0.0%)
Devil Dodger
1(12.5%)
General dirt Sailor
0(0.0%)
Musician
0(0.0%)
Captain of the Heads*
0(0.0%)
First mate
0(0.0%)
Sailing Master
0(0.0%)
Eunuch
1(12.5%)
Chocolate Shop Sales Person
0(0.0%)


*The toilet master
**Basically, if you do this then you'll probably die
***Makes stupid nonsensical crap
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truffle1shuffle on April 19th, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
I want to be coxswain...because the name makes me titter
j a n e: Hubby Huntingcasualelegance on April 20th, 2006 12:05 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately, you don't swain any cox. You get to steer though :D
smiley_crazysmiley_crazy on April 20th, 2006 06:24 pm (UTC)
Powder Monkey** is what i picked untill Cap' told me its not

"where people put powder on monkey's as a job"

So I Wanna be the doctor please :D :D :D *puppy eyes*
j a n e: dancing for a geishacasualelegance on April 20th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
I would never use such shocking grammar! :O That was the gist of it though. Nor do you dress up as a monkey in make up.

You're Doctor Person then :D
like bumming but more electric: o rly?decor_noctis on April 20th, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC)
Why not? Lucy asked to be three things, so why can't Al be Coxswain. I'm Quartermaster- I deal out duties =p
j a n e: Jack sleepscasualelegance on April 20th, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
No, I meant that she doesn't do anything parts of the male anatomy, but she can be the coxswain i.e. sail us around.
like bumming but more electric: accio braindecor_noctis on April 20th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
Ohhh.

I'll be in a hole if anyone wants me.
smiley_crazysmiley_crazy on April 20th, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
Then I here by call myself (Help from the Cap')

Pirate DAMERAL the Parrotless

Jenni can I be a Doctor and generally the guy who does doc-ish things PLEASE :D ?!
like bumming but more electricdecor_noctis on April 20th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
smiley_crazysmiley_crazy on April 20th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
I love you.
j a n e: Eric goes SQUEE!casualelegance on April 22nd, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
Your pirate name gives me happy squee.

Dameral=one of my fave fictional characters everrr. I didn't think that you would seriously choose that name lol!
smiley_crazysmiley_crazy on April 23rd, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
Oh well it was better then the other one. Who is he?
j a n e: Mr Susan is GODcasualelegance on April 23rd, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
I can't remember what t'other one was now. Dameral is a character in "Ventia." He was a kind of... on shore pirate. He was a gamer and a libertine. And he is awesome.
Queen Lucy the Valiant: *SMOOCH*sparkly_faerie on April 22nd, 2006 02:02 pm (UTC)
I just put three things because I thought others better suited to the jobs would also choose some of the same too, and that you'd pick the person most suited to the job. Plus I wanted something more hands-on with the boat and it's organisation and navigation, am I right in thinking I'm the only one with boat experience? Thanks for making me First Mate :D
Thinking of a name ...
j a n e: Jesus gives Hurley a carcasualelegance on April 22nd, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
I've no objection to anybody having more than one job, I was just pointing out to Alex that she doesn't do anything naughty with boyses ;D I only have experience on yachts really (unless you count my fantastic attempts at rowing, which consisted of singing songs from My Fair Lady and Annie whilst trying to splash my family in the other boat)
Queen Lucy the Valiantsparkly_faerie on April 22nd, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
Well I'm only good with rowing boats :) but the new, narrow kind, I fail miserably with the old wodden things. I can yell orders though like a cox :D We need boyses to be our wenches! >< And I can't think of a decent name *arrgh*.
j a n e: Pooh humps a treecasualelegance on April 22nd, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC)
My rowing abilities are awful! I really do try... but with little success. I row in circles for about half an hour. My experience is of the old wooden types *sigh* Good times aboard those leaky boats.

Darn right. We'll kidnap some asap.

*feels unimaginative* LOONEY LU THE... beardless? *shrug* There's a framework for you to work on XD
6whitelighter96whitelighter9 on April 25th, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)
omg why is pooh shagging the tree?????????????????? i think it wants its honey!?!?!?!?!?!!?
j a n e: Evil Russian WTP doesn't want to knowcasualelegance on April 26th, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
LOL, exactly my reaction when I saw it! I simply had to have it. Look at his face.

If you think that that one's evil, look at the one I'm using for this comment. That is RUSSIAN Winnie the Pooh.
6whitelighter96whitelighter9 on April 25th, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)
i will be any of the three i selected (cabin boy, cooper or musician) cooper coz i could do it drunk [always good] and cabin boy coz i could get to wair a cute outfit. and musician for audivious reasons.
minty_the_frog on June 19th, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)
ooh! can i be the cook? *offers gummies and jello*

oh, you know you love jello.